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- The Dirty Jokes page is here
- Jokes pics page is here
- The Dirty Jokes page 2
- Funny and Adult Jokes page three
- Funny pics page 2
- Funny and wise Quetes
- Type of Orgasms
- The Funny Dogs World
- The Funny Cats World

Pets are just great! They made as feel comfort, the give us humor, something to care off, they care about us and they're totally honest. Well at least dogs are very reliable. Cat's in other hand.. Well, that's in the Porn-Hawk.com - Funny Cats Worlds pics -page.

Prank calls made by dogs

"Hello, can I speak to Mr. I.P. Onnarug?"
"[*heavy panting*] Could you put the phone up to your butt for a minute?"
"Can you page Miss Legtohump, first name Anita?"
"My name is Humphrey Quentley. Is the bitch of the house in?"
"Hello, Twin Dragons restaurant? EAT ME!!"
"Is your refrigerator running? Well you better-- Hey, a squirrel!"
"Is there a Hugh Jefirehydrant there?"
"I am the Viper.... I am the Viper... I vill vipe my butt on your vall-to-vall carpet!"

Want to mess with me, huh!? - I'm The American doggie.
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Gotta cover the sensitive parts!

Hmm.. guess those two guys really want the hole-in-one.

Yummy! Cute little pussy.

Aww.. that's just a REALLY bad place to take a nap.
Worse if you're owner is blind!

Damn, what the hell they have fed to this baby.

What the fuck you're looking at???
You would cooking also if need to eat can food every freaking day.

Go and get that bone for me, capiche?

Hey, look at my weener guys! Isn't that cute?

Some nice retro pics

I fucking hate parking meters! *rrr..*

I know I sniff butts but this is just enough - SHOOT ME!